Your friend sees and looks at you like

So you give them a piece

Five minutes later, someone asks if you have gum

“BUT I SAW YOU GIVE —-“

The next second

So…

so fucking true.

glitterato:

weedisallweneed-:

xfrecklesandtea:

nincompoop-:

patportillooo:

pilosopogyno:

TATAY: Junior! Lahat ng sasabihin ko, isigaw mo! BARIL! Sigaw!
JR: BARIL!
TATAY: BALA!
JR: BALA!
TATAY: ARMALITE!
JR: ARMALITE!
TATAY: LALAKI!
JR: ASAN?!
TATAY:

HAHAHA OH MY GOD!

tengene

OMG =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Tumblr was on MTV?

ikr^^^

^^^^

xxforever-a-kidxx:

I’m like,

But the moment it cuts to commercial,

“Move out the way bitches its bout to explode”

avidaemgif:

Normal people:

Me: ”Duck, duck, duck …”